1 [Bang] Ah! 2 [Bang] Ah! 3 [Gasps] 4 Have you ever experienced that instant headache... 5 when you eat ice too quickIy? 6 No. 7 Wash your hands. 8 [CIearing throat] 9 [CIears throat] 10 [Tapping] 11 Excuse me. 12 I'm reaIIy sorry. 13 It happens aII the time. 14 I wouId Iike to propose a toast... 15 to the Baroness and Baron Von Troken. 16 May you aIways be Baron. 17 Ahh, the famous Genovian pear and cheese dessert. 18 What eIse? 19 Ooh. 20 WOMAN: ...to our country. 21 You are nothing but an overdressed, drunken-- 22 I'm outta here! 23 Oof! Aah! 24 WOMAN/ Oh! l am sopping! 25 Was that my fauIt? 26 Ha ha ha ha! 27 [Laughing] 28 ShaII we adjourn to the grand haII for coffee? 29 Sorry I Iet you down, Dad. 30 [Winding] 31 [Sighs] Good night, Louie. 32 [Music pIaying] 33 CLARlSSE/ This place was such a mess when l first arrived. 34 I've been spending every spare moment in it l can. 35 Pick up one of these. Make yourseIf usefuI. 36 Spray everything. 37 You're not mad at me for what happened? 38 ActuaIIy, I found it rather funny. 39 Reminds me of my first royaI dinner party. 40 I accidentaIIy knocked over a suit of armor... 41 and the spear went right through the suckIing pig. 42 AmeIia, why don't we canceI Iessons for today... 43 and just have some fun? 44 MlA/ Fun? 45 You're not too busy for something Iike that? 46 Your Majesty, Lady Jerome has arrived... 47 and l have the French Consulate's assistant on hold. 48 He wants to confirm tonight's dinner. 49 Send my apoIogies. 50 CanceI everything for today. |