1001 Won't that be nice? 1002 She kissed me! 1003 Sorry, father. I tried. 1004 I tried... 1005 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. 1006 It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? 1007 I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. 1008 How marvelous. 1009 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 1010 It would be a pity to damage yours. 1011 Oh, Westley, darling! 1012 Westley, why won't you hold me? 1013 Gently. 1014 At a time like this that's all you can think to say? "Gently"? 1015 Gently! 1016 Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? 1017 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. 1018 It's going to get you into trouble some day. 1019 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1020 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1021 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1022 Stop saying that! 1023 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father! Prepare to die! 1024 Power too, promise me that. 1025 All that I have and more. Please... 1026 Offer me everything I ask for. 1027 Anything you want. 1028 I want my father back, you son-of- a-bitch! 1029 Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me? 1030 What hideous sin have you committed lately? 1031 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 1032 - It never happened. - What? 1033 - It never happened. - But it did. 1034 I was there. This old man said, "Man and wife." 1035 Did you say, "I do"? 1036 Well, no, we sort of skipped that part. 1037 Then you're not married. If you didn't say it, you didn't do it 1038 Wouldn't you agree, your Highness? 1039 A technicality that will shortly be remedied. 1040 But first things first... 1041 - To the death! - No. To the pain! 1042 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 1043 I'll explain. And I'll use small words 1044 so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon. 1045 That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. 1046 It won't be the last. 1047 To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, 1048 then your hands at the wrists, 1049 next your nose. 1050 and then my tongue, I suppose. |