301 Hey, what you doing there, flipper bird? 302 Nothing. What are you doing? 303 Nothing. Just dropped in for a little lunch. 304 There's food? Here? 305 Leg or wing? 306 Oh, no, no, wait. Not me, I'm a penguin. 307 Exactly. The flipper birds, that's you, eat the fish. 308 The flying birds, that's me, eat the flipper bird and the fish. 309 And lately, there ain't a lot of fish. 310 -So.... -This time I'm getting the juicy bits. 311 -Me first! -Hey, you want a piece of me? 312 Hey, hey, hey! I'm trying to think about lunch. 313 Wait! Watch this! 314 Yeah, that's weird, all right. Listen. For once, we're gonna do this civilized. 315 -Now, get in line-- -Hey! What's that on your leg? 316 -What? This little thing? -Oh, no. Don't start him on that. 317 Shut up! The little flipper bird asked me a perceptive question. 318 -A question like that deserves an answer. -Here we go. 319 I got two words for you: 320 "Alien abduction." 321 -Oh, you had to ask. -Have mercy. 322 Quiet! 323 Now, little buddy, there is something out there. 324 Creatures. Not like us. 325 Bigger, fiercer, and smarter too. 326 -Ask me how I know. -How? 327 Because I've been captured by them, that's how. 328 Unbelievable. 329 What do you mean "unbelievable? " It's true. 330 I'm sitting on a rock, minding my own business... 331 ...when suddenly, they're onto me. 332 These beings, like big ugly penguins. 333 Fat, flabby faces with front-ways eyes... 334 ...no feathers, no beaks, and these-- These appendages. 335 They probe me. They tie me up. They strap me down. 336 They take this pointy thing and they stick it into me. 337 And then, blackout. 338 Gosh. 339 I woke up and there's this-- This thing on me. 340 Every flying bird is dissing me, "Hey, what's happening, yellow leg? " 341 It was humiliating. 342 And then what? 343 It was humiliating. What more do you want? 344 They could have eated you. 345 Yeah. Yeah. 346 I guess my pitiful cries for mercy appealed to their better nature. 347 Can I appeal to your better nature? 348 Nice try, kid, but no. 349 No. No. No! 350 What you doing down there, flipper bird? |