301 I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line. 302 Hi, Ashley. 303 Remember me? We -- we met earlier. 304 Wow. 305 Aren't you the little artist? Ha ha. 306 What are those -- flamingos? 307 No. 308 Well, they're very pretty. 309 It almost looks like they're kissing. 310 Funny thing about kissing -- 311 it's not just for husbands and wives. 312 Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa. 313 Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Ha ha. 314 Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends, 315 kind of like a high-five on the lips. Right? Ha ha. 316 Uh... hey, Ash, 317 I was at the mall, and I saw this. 318 I thought you might like it. 319 She's hawaiian. 320 Her name is princess kahalua, 321 and I think it means "little waterfall," or "big pond" or something. 322 Okay. 323 So we're good, right? 324 Okay. 325 Well, you enjoy your new little friend, 326 and if there's anything else you need, you just let me know. 327 What I'd really like 328 is a bike. 329 Where did you find that? 330 She used this to kill herself. 331 Why would you keep it? 332 Why? 333 Because I thought we might need it someday. 334 For what? 335 Protection. 336 I want to talk about mom. 337 You need to take your medication. 338 We are going to talk about mom. 339 Hello, Zack. 340 I hope this isn't a bad time. 341 What can I do for you, Mrs. Van De Kamp? 342 Well, I wanted to invite you and your father to a dinner party tomorrow night. 343 I'm not sure where he is right now. 344 Oh. Well, I'm sorry it's such late notice, but, well, 345 we weren't sure that you and your father were ready for any kind of social engagement yet, 346 but, we're sort of throwing it in your mother's honor. 347 Really? 348 Yes, it's just going to be a casual night with the gang. 349 We're going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom. 350 Zack... are you okay? |