251 Oh, that's right --the twins' stage debut. 252 Are they having fun? 253 Sure, they get to play oak trees. 254 I'm the one that has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes. 255 Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons. 256 She's a total nightmare. 257 I guess I shouldn't have challenged her. 258 Oh, dear. 259 Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me. 260 Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom. 261 It hasn't really changed since girl scouts. 262 Girls smile at you to your face, and then behind your back, they make fun of you 263 'cause you're the only one not shaving her legs yet. 264 That would have never happened in boy scouts. 265 When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought. 266 A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face, 267 and once he's won, he's top dog. 268 It's primitive, but it's fair. 269 And a lot less sneaky. 270 Isn't is sexist of us to generalize like this? 271 It's science, Gabrielle. Sociologists have documented this stuff. 272 Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? 273 Wow, this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick. 274 I'm going to run to the little girls' room. 275 You guys go ahead. 276 I might be a while. 277 I hate playing 3-handed poker. Let's take a break. 278 I'll play. 279 You play poker? 280 I used to play a little with my grandfather. 281 Pull up a chair. 282 Oh, I notice you're just playing for chips. 283 My grandfather used to say it's always more fun to play for money. 284 Why not? 50 cents a bet? 285 Make it a buck. 3-raise limit, $20 buy-in. 286 Mrs. Solis. What are you doing? 287 Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls? 288 I've been busy. 289 Yeah, I-I've seen who you've been busy with. 290 Danielle? Come on. I mean, she's just a friend. 291 Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, 292 I can do things to you she can't even pronounce. 293 Well, a lot of good it does me, with your mother-in-law following you around all the time. 294 Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while. 295 Oh, no, John, please don't say that. 296 I have everything under control. 297 Now give me a boost. 298 Hey. So what did I miss? 299 Not much. Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls. 300 As I'm sure you have all heard, |