601 You can burn my house down. 602 You just have to know that I am so racked with guilt, 603 I don't think it's possible for me to suffer any more than I'm already suffering. 604 Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test. 605 Well... whatever you want to do, Edie. 606 Just know that I'm sorry. 607 I'm not going to the police. 608 You're not? 609 No. 610 The insurance company will just want to investigate, and it'll delay my check. 611 Thank you. 612 But... 613 there is something I want you to do for me. 614 Of course. Anything. 615 You name it. What? 616 I want to be invited to your poker game. 617 Our poker games? 618 I'm not saying I'll go, and I'm not saying that you and your little friends have to be nice to me, 619 but every once in a while, yeah, it'd be nice to be asked. 620 Well, uh, we meet on tuesdays, and it's potluck lunch. Everybody has to bring something. 621 I'm not bringing anything. 622 Oh, you don't have to. 623 Well, this is good. 624 Thank you. 625 I guess I should go take a shower and... 626 wash Mrs. Huber off me. 627 Hold it. 628 I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes going down some sewer drain. 629 Well, Edie, I-I have to clean up. 630 Well, this is such a beautiful lawn. 631 We could put her to rest right here. 632 On my front lawn? 633 Why not? 634 She could spend all of eternity looking at her house and keep an eye on the neighborhood. 635 She'd like that. 636 Stand over here. I'll hose you off. 637 I don't think so. 638 You owe me. 639 Martha... I'm going to miss you. 640 Death is inevitable. 641 It's a promise made to each of us at birth. 642 But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us. 643 Whether it's the thrill of romance... 644 Hey, come back here! 645 The joy of raising a family... 646 I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! 647 Or the anguish of great loss... 648 we all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful. 649 But the sad fact is not all lives have meaning. 650 Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines... 651 waiting for something to happen to them... 652 before it's too late.
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