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Well, it wont be easy at first.
There?ll be a lot of forced smiles 152
and perfunctory love making,
but after a few decades whiz by 153
I?m sure I?ll find a way to forgive him. 154
Well, as long as you have a plan. 155
I do want to forgive him Doctor Goldfine, but 156
there?s something he?s still not telling me. 157
Really? 158
I think it has something to do with
why he had the affair. 159
- Have you confronted him?
- Once. 160
And you should?ve seen the look in his eyes.
He was terrified that I?d figure it out. 161
You know what it is, don?t you? 162
Bree, I can't discuss other patients. 163
I realize that. 164
This thing that he?s hiding, is it bad? 165
Oh, OK, um, maybe it?s better that I don?t know. 166
Bree, how does this reconciliation have a chance 167
if the two of you can?t be honest about
the innermost parts of your lives? 168
We?re, um, WASPs, Doctor Goldfine. 169
Not acknowledging the elephant in the room
is what we do best. 170
You?d settle for that?
A life filled with repression and denial? 171
And the dinner parties. 172
Don?t forget the dinner parties. 173
And uh, over there you got your Queens
and, uh, your Quad Spring Series, 174
and your Deluxe 1000s.
All the way to the Imperial Paradise. 175
Sweet racket huh? 176
I swear sometimes I wake up in the morning
and I can?t believe I?m the Siesta King. 177
Except for how I am. 178
Very impressive. 179
So, where does the photographer want me
for the shoot? 180
Uh, didn?t your agent tell you?
There?s no shoot. 181
Well, then what did you hire me for? 182
You?ve heard the expression "sex sales"? 183
That?s where you come in. 184
You?re here to remind people that
there?s a lot of fun things they can do 185
on a Siesta King mattress
that don?t involve sleep. 186
Get it? 187
It is often said that
good fences make good neighbors. 188
But as Lynette was about to discover, 189
the fence might just need a little barbed wire
if the neighbor is Mrs. McCluskey. 190
Hey, what do you think you are doing?
Get out of here. 191
Your little criminals snuck into my house
and stole my wall clock. 192
What? 193
It was a hand-painted purple and white wall clock. 194
My son made it.
- Are you sure you didn?t misplace it? 195
You?re getting up there in years, no offense, but
you probably forget where you put things. 196
No offense, but you should be sterilized. 197
Look, my boys do not break into people's houses. 198
Sure, they may have stolen your flower pot,
but you know they apologized for that. 199
They wrote a note. 200
That?s the coward's way out.
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