251 Only for first-time guests. 252 Normally you'd be having chicken fingers and maccaroni. 253 If that. 254 Hey, shut up. 255 Tom, you're in advertising, right? 256 I worked 5 years at Simon's and Scott. 257 I started at Simon and Scott. 258 I hated those guys. 259 We have to talk. 260 Who do you know that... 261 It's all over now. They'll be talking shop for the rest of the night. 262 Alissa loves talking about Alissa. 263 Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette, too. 264 I don't believe that for a second. You and your husband seem pretty solid. 265 We're going through some tough stuff. We're -- in counseling. 266 Oh, really. More steak? 267 It's her idea. Not the most pleasant way to spend an hour. 268 Basically, I look at the clock and she blames me for everything. 269 I don't think we should be talking about Alissa with her... 270 so -- 271 It's OK. It's not like she can hear. 272 Give me some more of that potato stuff. 273 He actually said those things with her sitting right there? 274 It was really nasty. And he wouldn't shut up either. 275 Can't believe you said we'd play tennis with them. 276 Honey, that was before I knew that he was a jerk! 277 She was great! Look what she taught me: 278 -- means "I love you". 279 Yeah, that's great. What am I gonna do? 280 What do you mean? 281 Obviously, she needs to be told. 282 No no no, she doesn't -- This is between Dennis and Alissa. 283 How can I ignore this? 284 And I quote: "It's not like she can hear". 285 Lynette, you're starting to ramp up into that whole meddling thing that you do. 286 Excuse me? 287 Let me just handle it. It's a quarterback thing. 288 Are you saying I can't be tactful? 289 If he says something when we play tennis, I will take him aside, man to man, 290 and say, "That's not cool." 291 Are you saying I'm not tactful? 292 Ow. Ow ow... 293 Andrew, I need you to take out the trash. 294 Sure. 295 Now. Not 5 hours from now. 296 Going, going. God. 297 I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight, so -- I mean I need 40 bucks. 298 No. 299 What? 300 You no longer get an allowance. |