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301
Remember when you were in jail
and you told me about your secret compartment? 302
And you told me to burn the papers
that I found in there? 303
Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid,
I forgot. 304
You didn't burn the papers. 305
Worse.
I read them. 306
OK-- 307
You have some nerve
talking to me about trust 308
when you have a secret bank account
on the Cayman Islands! 309
That was a safety net
for both of us! 310
I'll bet. 311
Have you told anyone else about this? 312
No. But I could. 313
Hey, isn't that why the prosecution
didn't have a case against you? 314
They couldn't find the profits you made. 315
So if I were you, Carlos, 316
I wouldn't mention the words
"divorce", 317
"trust", 318
"postnup" ever again. 319
You don't want to piss me off. 320
I know, baby.
It hurts to lose. 321
Ante up. 322
Well, look at me!
Finally in at one of your legendary Poker Parties. 323
Susan's always telling me
how much fun you girls have. 324
The rules are simple: 325
We play for cash,
the dealer picks the game, 326
and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged.
- Aaah! 327
Bree, thanks again for watching my boys.
Sure they weren't too much to handle? 328
Oh, no. We had a wonderful time. 329
Although I think
Porter had a little less fun. 330
OK, I'll bet. 331
Sophie, Susan said you guys are
going to the spa tomorrow? All day? 332
What do you mean, Porter had less fun?
I'll raise. 333
He was misbehaving,
so I had to punish him. 334
So, yes! Susan is treating me
to an entire day of... 335
If you say punishment,
what exactly are we talking about? 336
Well, I had to spank him. 337
OK, I will re-raise. 338
You spanked my son? 339
Las Brisas spa.
Yep, that's where we're going! 340
Lynette, is there a problem? 341
Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids.
I thought you knew that. 342
Sorry. I didn't know. 343
It won't happen again. 344
Of course, I'm somewhat surprised
you don't spank them. 345
Everybody knows they're a little bit--
out of control. 346
I'm just dragging today.
Should we put on another pot of coffee? 347
Yeah, I'll do it. 348
I'll-- I fold. 349
Yeah, you're right, Bree.
I've got a lot to learn about parenting. 350
I feel blessed to get sage advice
from such an impeccable mother like you. | 
