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2B or not 2B：To Be Or Not To Be 4ever：Forever A/S/L：Age/Sex/Location AFAIC：As Far As I'm Concerned AFAIK：As Far As I Know AFK Away：From Keyboard AIAMU：And I'm A Monkey's Uncle AISI：As I See It AKA：Also Known As AMBW：All My Best Wishes ANFAWFOWS：And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor AOTS：All Of The Sudden ASAFP：As Soon As "Friggin" Possible ASAP：As Soon As Possible ATST：At The Same Time AWGTHTGTTA：Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWGTHTGTTSA：Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again AYSOS：Are You Stupid Or Something B4：Before B4N：Bye For Now BBFBBM：Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel BBIAB：Be Back In A Bit BBIAF：Be Back In A Few BBL：Be Back Later BBN：Bye Bye Now BCNU：Be Seein' You BFD：Big F***ing Deal BFN：Bye For Now BHOF：Bald Headed Old Fart BIF：Basis In Fact BITD：Back In The Day BM：Byte Me BMOTA：Byte Me On The Ass BNF：Big Name Fan BOHICA：Bend Over Here It Comes Again BR：Bathroom BRB：Be Right Back BRT：Be Right There BS：Big Smile BT：Byte This BTDT：Been There Done That BTSOOM：Beats The Sh** Out Of Me BTW：By The Way BTWBO：Be There With Bells On BWDIK：But What Do I Know? BWO：Black, White or Other CIAO：Goodbye (in Italian) CID：Consider It Done CIO：Check It Out CIS：CompuServe Information Service CMF：Count My Fingers Cof$：Church of Scientology CRAFT：Can't Remember a F***ing Thing CRAWS：Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** CSL：Can't Stop Laughing CTC：Choaking The Chicken CUL8R：See You Later CWYL：Chat With You Later CYA：Cover Your Ass CYL：See You Later DBEYR：Don't Believe Everything You Read DD：Due Diligence DDD：Direct Distance Dial DETI：Don't Even Think It DGT：Don't Go There DHYB：Don't Hold Your Breath DILLIGAD：Do I Look Like I Give A d*amn DILLIGAS：Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** DKDC：Don't Know Don't Care DLTM：Don't Lie To Me DQYDJ：Don't Quit You're Day Job DRIB：Don't Read If Busy DYSTSOTT：Did You See The Size Of That Thing EG：Evil Grin EOM：End Of Message ESO：Equipment Smarter than Operator F2F：Face-to-Face FBKS：Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FE：Fatal Error FF&PN：Fresh Fields and Pastures New FO：F*** Off FOAF：Friend Of A Friend FTASB：Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTL：Faster Than Light FTTB：For The Time Being FUBAR：F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB：F***ed Up Beyond Belief FUD：(Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FWIW：For What It's Worth FYA：For Your Amusement FYI：For Your Information FYM：For Your Misinformation GAL：Get A Life GG：Good Game or Gotta Go GIGO：Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST：Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GL：Good Luck GLYASDI：God Loves You And So Do I GMTA：Great Minds Think Alike GNBLFY：Got Nothing But Love For You GR&D：Grinning Running And Ducking GR8：Great GRRRR："Growling" GSOAS：Go Sit On A Snake GTG：Got To Go GTGB：Got To Go, Bye GTGP：Got To Go Pee GTH：Go To Hell GTSY：Glad To See Ya GYPO：Get Your Pants Off HAGO：Have A Good One HAK：Hugs And Kisses HB：Hurry Back HD：Hold HHO1/2K：Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOK：Ha Ha, Only Kidding HIOOC：Help! I'm Out of Coffee HTH：Hope This (That) Helps HUA：Heads Up Ace HUYA：Head Up Your A** IAC：In Any Case IAE：In Any Event IANAC：I Am Not A Crook IANAL：I Am Not A Lawyer IBT：In Between Technology IBTD：I Beg To Differ IC：In Character IDGAF：I Don't Give A F*** IDGI：I Don't Get It IDK：I Don't Know IDKY：I Don't Know You IDST：I Didn't Say That IDTS：I Don't Think So IFAB：I Found A Bug IFU：I F***ed Up IGGP：I Gotta Go Pee IIIO：Intel Inside, Idiot Outside IIMAD：If It Makes An(y) Difference IIRC：If I Remember Correctly IIWM：If It Were Me ILICISCOMK：I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard ILY：I Love You IMHO：In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO：In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO：In My Opinion INMP：It's Not My Problem INPO：In No Particular Order IOH：I'm Outta Here IOW：In Other Words IRL：In Real Life ISS：I Said So ITM：In The Money IYKWIM：If You Know What I Mean IYSS：If You Say So J/C：Just Checking J/K：Just Kidding! J/W：Just Wondering JAFO：Just Another F***ing Onlooker KFY：Kiss For You KISS：Keep It Simple Stupid KIT：Keep In Touch KMA：Kiss My Ass KWIM：Know What I Mean KYPO：Keep Your Pants On L8R：Later LD：Long Distance LDTTWA：Let's Do The Time Warp Again LLTA：Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO：Laughing My Ass Off LMK：Let Me Know LOL：Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LTIC：Laughing 'Til I Cry LTNS：Long Time No See LYL：Love Ya Lots LYLAS：Love You Like A Sister MHOTY：My Hat's Off To You MM：Market Maker MorF：Male or Female? MOTD：Message Of The Day MOTSS：Members Of The Same Sex MTFBWY：May The Force Be With You MWBRL：More Will Be Revealed Later MYOB：Mind Your Own Business NAK：Nursing At Keyboard NAZ：Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) NBD：No Big Deal NBIF：No Basis In Fact NFI：No F***ing Idea NFW：No F***ing Way NIFOC：Nude In Front Of The Computer NM：Never Mind NMP：Not My Problem NOYB：None Of Your Business NP：No Problem NQOCD：Not Quite Our Class Dear NRG：Energy NRN：No Reply Necessary YCFS：York City Finger Saluet OAUS：On An Unrelated Subject OBTW：Oh By The Way OIC：Oh, I see OMDB：Over My Dead Body OMG：Oh My Gosh OMIK：Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard ONNA：Oh No, Not Again OOC：Out Of Character OOTB：Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue OT：Off Topic OTOH：On the Other Hand OWTTE：Or Words To That Effect OZ：stands for "Australia" PEBCAK：Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PIMP：Peeing In My Pants PITA：Pain In The Ass PLS：Please PMFJI：Pardon Me For Jumping In PO：Piss Off POV：Point of View RBTL：Read Between The Lines RL：Real Life RLF：Real Life Friend RMLB：Read My Lips Baby RMMM：Read My Mail Man! RN：Right Now! ROTFL：Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLMAO：Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTM：Right On The Money RSN：Real Soon Now RTFM：Read The F***ing Manual RTK：Return To Keyboard RTM：Read The Manual RU：Are You? SBTA：Sorry, Being Thick Again SH：Sh** Happens SITD：Still In The Dark SNAFU：Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SOL：Sh** Out of Luck SorG：Straight or Gay? SSDD：Same Sh** Different Day STFU：Shut The F*** Up STM：Spank The Monkey STYS：Speak To You Soon SUYF：Shut Up You Fool SWAG：Scientific Wild Ass Guess SWAK：Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss SWDYT：So What Do You Think? TAH：Take A Hike TANSTAAFL：There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TARFU：Things Are Really F***ed Up TDTM：Talk Dirty To Me TEOTWAWKI：The End Of The World As We Know It TFN：Thanks For Nothin' THX：or TX or THKS Thanks TIA：Thanks In Advance TIAIL：Think I Am In Love TIC：Tongue In Cheek TLA：Three Letter Acronym TLGO：The List Goes On TM：Trust Me TMI：Too Much Information TMTOWTDI：There's More Than One Way To Do It TPTB：The Powers That Be TSR：Totally Stuck in RAM TTFN：Ta Ta For Now TTT：That's The Ticket -or- To The Top TTYL：Talk To You Later TWHAB：This Won't Hurt A Bit TY：Thank You TYVM：Thank You Very Much unPC：unPolitically Correct URYY4M：You Are Too Wise For Me VFM：values For Money WAG：Wild Ass Guess WAI：What An Idiot WB：Welcome Back WCA：Who Cares Anyway WDYS：What Did You Say? WDYT：What Do You Think? WE：Whatever WEG：Wicked Evil Grin WG：Wicked Grin WGAFF：Who Gives A Flying F*** WIIFM：What's In It For Me? WIT：Wordsmith In Training WITFITS：What in the F*** is this Sh** WOG：Wise Old Guy WRT：With Regard To WTF：What The F*** WTG：Way To Go! WTSDS：Where The Sun Don't Shine WYP：What's Your Problem? WYRN：What's Your Real Name? WYS：Whatever You Say WYSIWYG：What You See Is What You Get WYT：Whatever You Think YA：Yet Another YA：yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) YAFIYGI：You Asked For It You Got It YDKM：You Don't Know Me YGBK：You Gotta Be Kiddin' YMMV：Your Mileage May Vary YNK：You Never Know YOYO：You're On Your Own YR：Yeah Right YSYD：Yeah, Sure You Do YTTT：You Telling The Truth? YYSSW：Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
