双语笑话:当场擒获小偷

   A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
   The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?"