英语笑话:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI

      The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
      FBI总部的电话响了。

      "Hello, is this the FBI?"
      “你好，是FBI吗?”

      "Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies.
      一个声音回答说：“是的，您有什么事？”

      "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood," the man says.
      这个男人说：“我打电话给你们是想告发我的邻居汤姆。他把大麻藏在他们家的柴火堆里了。”

      "we will investigate," say the FBI agent.
      FBI官员说：“我们会调查的。”

      On the next day, the FBI goes to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood find no marijuana ,curse at Tom and leave.
      第二天，FBI来到汤姆家，搜索了柴房，劈开了每块木头，结果没有发现大麻。他们诅咒了汤姆一通就离开了。

      The phone rings at Tom's house.
      这时，汤姆家的电话响了。

      "Hey, Tom ! Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?"
      “嘿，汤姆！FBI去你家劈柴了么？”

      "Yes they did." Tom answers.
      汤姆说：“嗯，他们来了。”

      "OK, now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."
      “好，现在该你给FBI打电话了。我们家的花园还没耕过呢。”

      词汇:
      marijuana 大麻
      firewood 柴火堆
      plow 犁