英语笑话:A Speeding Motorist（超速的司机）

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded."Yes, sir," replied the driver. "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" "I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.