Wild Is The Wind

    There is a movie called "She's Gotta Have It."

    There is a blizzard in Massachusetts today.

    Twenty-one people died in Chicago last night.

    Two of my friends live there，

    but I have never wanted to live there

    because it is cold there and people die

    from the cold and the wind and from each other.

    There is a movie called "Chicago."

    I saw it yesterday in Massachusetts.

    The wind is shaking our house this morning

    but it's warm inside. One of my friends

    in Chicago loves to have sex， the other

    thinks she might but she's scared

    because she passed out the first time

    she had sex with someone else but that

    was only a few months ago before it got so cold

    in Chicago. I‘ve had sex with one of my friends from Chicago

    but not the other one though I wouldn‘t have sex

    with either of them now after I‘ve read how it is always

    colder in Chicago than it is in Massachusetts

    because of the wind. "Wild is the Wind" is a song

    by Nina Simone about not having sex with your friends

    in Chicago. That‘s not true. Twenty-one people

    died in Chicago last night but not two of my friends

    or me because I live in Massachusetts.