幸福这个副产品

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Someone said that the ideal life is to live in an English country home, engage a Chinese cook, marry a Japanese wife, and take a French mistress（情妇，女主人）. 

Most of the happiness in this world consists of possessing what others can't get.

Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product.

Happiness is good health plus a bad memory.

Everyday is a gift.

I feel happy. I have only two hands, but I have two pairs of gloves.

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world,it finds a mother ready to take care of it.

I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes --- until I met a man who had no feet.

My left leg is bad one day and my right leg is bad the next. Thank God I'm not a centipede（蜈蚣）.

Don't postpone joy.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.