经典搞笑口语，你会这样说吗？(2)

11． American Chinese not enough

美中不足

13． heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条。

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18． You have two down son。

你有两下子。

19． as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。