经典文字：关于女人的32个秘密(3)

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when womenaren＇tlooking, men kick cats.

女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。

22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visithergirlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she willcallthe same friend and they will talk for three hours.

女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。

23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,emptythe garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get themail.

女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮件……??

24.Women do NOT wantanhonest answer to the question,″How do Ilook？″

在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”

25.″Oh,nothing,″has an entirely different meaninginwoman-language than it does in man-language.

“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don＇tagreewith them aboutit.

所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。

27.Only women understand the need for″guest towels″andthe″goodchina″.

只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。

28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoringtocover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。

29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This willgetmen arrested.

面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。

30.Women don＇t really care about a sense of humor in a guydespiteclaims to the contrary.

女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。

31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and thenthey＇llgo out and spend more time checking out other women. Men cannevercatch women checking out other men；women will always catchmenchecking out other women.

女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。

32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find anotherwomanwearing the same dress at a formal party.

最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。