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The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that...

A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped t...

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attentio...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,&qu...

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this...

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!".The boy replies "But father...Jesus had ...

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very e...

A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After ...

There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other prie...