《想爱趁现在》一
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精彩对白 Julian: Good morning, Marley, Marley: Oh, really. Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera stuck up my butt. So I don't know if that qualifies as good. Julian: I just need you to sign this document which states that you understand all the colonoscopy's risks, which include heavy bleeding, uh, infection, perforation, rupture. Marley: On a scale of one to ten, one being 'never' and ten being 'happens all the time', what are the chances of you rupturing my ass? Julian: Well, not. The chances are very slim. It's, uh, more procedural. Marley: Good, well, procedure away, my friend. This is gonna be fun. Julian: Would you mind rolling onto your left side, please. Thanks. Marley: Wait a minute. Before we go to whatever base this is we're going to, um, shouldn't I know your first name? Julian: Julian. Marley: Julian. Julian Goldstein. My hero. Where the hell am I? God: Hello, Marley. Marley: Oh, my God. Wait a minute, Oh, my God. I mean... Are you God? God: Not really. This is just the way you wanted to see me. Marley: Well, I love Whoopi, so that's probably why. God: Yeah, me too. Oh, have a seat. Marley: I can't believe this. God: Guess what? You're dying. Marley: I am not dying. I'm just a little stressed, that's all. God: Marley? You're dying, but I'm gonna give you three wishes. Marley: Then I want to fly. God: Okay. Done. Marley: Wait a minute. This is for real? I want a million bucks. God: Alright, but I just have to warn you that that is only gonna be 500,000 after taxes. Marley: Just 'cause I didn't say 'tax free'? God: Even I don't mess with the IRS. Marley: That sucks. God: Third wish? Marley: Okay. Let me think, God: Tic-toc, baby. Marley: Don't rush me. Jesus. God: Hey, hey, Wow. Marley: I'm sorry. God: You said it, didn't you? Marley: Yeah, I did. I don't know. I don't know what I want. God: You know. You just don't want to admit it. But I'm pretty sure that if you give it some thought, you'll figure it out. Julian: Marley. Marley. Marley, wake up, It's over. Marley: What's over? Where am I? Where's Whoopi? Julian: The procedure went fine. We're going to move you to the recovery room now. I took some biopsies. We should get results in a few days. 妙语佳句 活学活用 1. colonoscopy: 结肠镜检查 2. perforation: 穿孔 3. rupture: 破裂，也可以指疝气 4. slim: 渺茫的 例如：His chances for getting the scholarship were very slim.（他获得奖学金的希望甚微。） 5.bucks: green money/greenbacks/bucks都可以指美元。 例如：People are into making a quick buck.（人人都想赚容易钱。） 6. tax free: 免税的，比如：tax-free income（免税所得） 7. tic-toc: 发出滴答声。这里指的是“没时间了”。 8. Don't rush me: 不要催我。 9. biopsy: 活组织检查 |
