Silly collection 17
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What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it! What button won't you find in a tailors shop? Belly button! Why didn't the banana snore? Because it didn't want to wake up the rest of the bunch! What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet? An incowpoop! If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers! Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He wanted to find Pluto! What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution! |
