Dog jokes 01
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!" Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! Q: What is the dogs favorite city? A: New Yorkie! Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx! Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: How can if you have a stupid dog? A: It chases parked cars! |
