Joke: Asleep at the Office?
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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "Amen" "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." |
