Redneck cops
It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. Billy-bob, "Hey billi-jo...can I stick my finger in your belly-button?" Billi-jo, "Sure billy-bob!" ...now its 11:00 at the police station... Billy-bob, "Hey Billi-jo...can I stick my finger in your belly-button?" Billi-jo, "Sure Billy-bob!" ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! Billy-bob, "Hey Billi-jo... can I stick my finger in your belly-button?" Billi-jo, "Sure billy-bob!... wait! Billy-bob thats not my belly-button." Billy-bob, "I know... and thats not my finger!" |