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Ida and Dorothy finally dragged Agnus out for her 60th birthday. Even though a strip club isn't exactly what Agnus had in mind she will still try and have a little fun.
After a few beers and 20 or so dollar bills Ida descides she is going to start playing with the big dogs. Ida crawls up on the stage and puts a 50 dollar bill in a young mans thong. Feeling exhilerated she sits back down at the table where Dorothy claims "Watch this!"
Dorothy climbs up to the stage and hand grinds a 100 dollar bill into the young man's thong.
Ida, feeling a little upstaged, claims "Show Dorothy what you got Agnus".
Agnus, realizing she hadn't brought any cash, begins to turn bright red as she heads slowly up to the stage. She dances with the young man anyway and comes across a brilliant idea....
She whips out her credit card and waves it towards Dorothy and Ida, she then screams "I'm gonna slide this baby right through his crack!!" | 
