十二星座的岁末大扫除
临近岁末,进行一次彻底的大扫除当然必不可少。快来看看哪个星座最勤快,哪个星座又是最会开溜的懒汉? ARIES: gets competitive over who's the speediest sweeper or whose rag is dustiest. TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb. GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else. CANCER: becomes preoccupied with your photo collection. LEO: spends all day polishing down the mirrors. VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help. LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?" SCORPIO: makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them. SAGITTARIUS: doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower. CAPRICORN: weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer. AQUARIUS: organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost. PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard. |