| 201Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
 202Nothing.
 203Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow,
 and he acted alone.
 204[whispering]
 205No. Actually,
 they say he was Norwegian.
 206[murmuring]
 207In fact, though, it was a gang
 of elderly Norwegians.
 208I heard it from a very reliable source
 209that it was a gang
 of redheaded elderly Norwegians
 210with very tiny feet.
 211[murmuring]
 212It's about time
 someone robbed that bank.
 213- [gasping]
 - Like this very institution,
 214the Bank of England is outdated.
 215As usual, your contempt
 for tradition is appalling.
 216You rest on your traditions,
 if you prefer,
 217but, as with this bank robber,
 progress waits for no one.
 218So now you're an expert
 on the bank thief as well.
 219Give us the benefit
 of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.
 220Twenty-six minutes ago,
 a ship left Dover for Paris.
 221From there, the thief
 takes the Orient Express,
 222where he transfers to a steamer,
 from lstanbul to lndia.
 223In little over a month,
 that man could be in China.
 224If we're to believe Fogg's calculations,
 he will have circled the globe
 225and returned to England in a fortnight.
 226[laughing]
 227Actually, by my calculations, it would
 be closer to, uh, exactly 80 days.
 228Outstanding idea.
 229Well, then, Fogg,
 230Iet's see you circumnavigate the world
 231in 80 days.
 232I... That would be
 a fruitless use of my time.
 233I'm on the verge of numerous...
 234countless... scientific breakthroughs.
 235You coward. Admit it.
 It cannot be done.
 236It can! I could do it.
 237A wager.
 238- ?1 0,000.
 - [clamoring]
 239Unlike you and your colleagues,
 money does not inspire me.
 240I believe every man has his price.
 241Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg.
 242There must be something I could offer
 that would be worthy of your time.
 243There is. Your position as head
 of the Royal Academy.
 244[clamoring]
 245I could lead Britain
 and the rest of the world
 246into a new age of progress
 and discovery.
 247[laughing]
 248- Fair enough.
 - What?
 249I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vow
 250to surrender my position as minister
 of science to Phileas Fogg...
 
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