251 my own thermostat, my own lavatory facility. 252 Uh-huh. So-- so we're all going to be in this together? 253 We hit the road in exactly seven minutes, 254 27 seconds. 255 This way we'll get in early, 256 spend an extra half day with your parents, 257 getting to know them. 258 Isn't that great? 259 That is great. 260 Worth it for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes. 261 Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga. 262 So make a-- 263 Hey, guys, uh, it's me. 264 Listen, I'm getting a little worried. I haven't heard back from you. 265 Hope you got the message. There's been a little change of plans. 266 We're gonna be, uh, coming down in Jack's RV now, 267 so we'll be arriving tomorrow afternoon, 268 not tomorrow night. 269 Okay? Tomorrow afternoon. 270 And, also, uh, 271 they're bringing their little grandson, 272 so, uh, he's like a baby. 273 So... I don't know. 274 Oh, welcome aboard, me hearties. 275 Hey, this is incredible. 276 Yes, it's as big as our apartment. 277 Pretty neat, huh? 278 Hey! 279 Mr. Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh? 280 Yeah. Jack installed a special flusher, 281 and he learnt how to do that in about two days. 282 Right, Jack? 283 Hey there, Jinxy. How you doing? 284 Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain? 285 Wow! I'm the Co-Captain? 286 Let's set sail, sailor. 287 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 288 This is Captain Jack Byrnes speaking. 289 Yeah, Daddy! 290 A quick announcement. 291 As a courtesy to your fellow passengers, 292 please remember that the onboard lavatory 293 should be used for number one only. 294 Should the need for number two arise, 295 we'll stop at the nearest rest stop, gas station, 296 or heavily wooded area. 297 Thank you. Welcome aboard. 298 I like that thing. Hey, do you mind if I, uh, 299 make a little announcement? 300 Well... |