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751
A little birdie told me
that one of our guests here 752
is a Tom Collins man. 753
Oh, for pity's sake. 754
Isn't that nice, Jack? 755
That is nice. Thank you. 756
All right. Wait. Don't
drink. I want to make a toast. 757
Now,
I had a vasectomy in 1974... 758
'73, honey. 759
You're right. '73. 760
So, unfortunately, I never had
the chance to procreate a daughter, 761
but had I been able to, 762
I really
would've wanted a girl 763
as sensitive
and as intelligent 764
and as beautiful 765
as this young lady
sitting right here before us. 766
Thank you, Bernie. 767
And if I might add... 768
Greg. 769
Yeah. 770
I thought you had a sister? 771
Nope. No sister. 772
You said you had a sister. 773
You said
you milked your sister's cat. 774
Okay, I'm not done
yet. What I'm trying to say is, 775
it's taken far too long
to do this, you know, 776
but we're finally
all together. 777
That's nice, honey. 778
Oh, thank you. 779
All right, that's enough. 780
L'chaim, everyone. 781
L'chaim! 782
L'ha-ha. 783
Like you have popcorn
stuck in the throat. It's a... 784
Okay. To family. 785
To family. 786
Oh! I forgot. 787
I want to say one more
thing about my vasectomy. 788
Sit down. 789
Honey,
get yourself over here. 790
I went overboard? 791
A little bit. 792
You're so cute,
they'll forgive you anything. 793
God! You're so beautiful. 794
You are the sexiest
woman alive I know. 795
Mmm. You're just trying to
get me back into bed. 796
Or the hammock. 797
This is
a delicious Tom Collins. 798
What I did,
I used real lemon juice. 799
It's from our trees here.
That's the secret. 800
He was squeezing
all afternoon.
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