1401 I mean, I'm not going into the details. 1402 Honey, I love details. 1403 - Sorry. - All right. Okay. 1404 Well, you know, honey, 1405 many unplanned pregnancies happen 1406 because the man is such a sexual dynamo 1407 and the woman craves his sperm 1408 on an unconscious but very powerful level. 1409 Hmm-mmm. Mom, I am truly not comfortable 1410 having this conversation with you. 1411 No? No. 1412 I've been saying it since I was 11. 1413 All right. 1414 Love you. Love you, too. 1415 Uh, Jack! 1416 What say you and me go into town? 1417 I got a guy who can fix your RV. 1418 I'm in far too much physical agony, Bernie. 1419 Gee, I'm sorry, 1420 but it'll be good for you, you know, to, 1421 you know, to get out and about. 1422 Yeah. Perfect. I can take the girls shopping in Coconut Grove. 1423 Little Jack is on 1424 a very specific napping schedule. 1425 I better stay here. 1426 No, go. Greg can watch him. 1427 Yeah, sure. 1428 He has wonderful parental instincts. 1429 Dad, Greg deals with little kids in the ER all the time. 1430 It's true. They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing. 1431 That's so cute. 1432 Why would someone call you Barry Poppins? 1433 They wouldn't. 1434 Now, remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him. 1435 So unless it's an emergency, 1436 under no circumstances should you pick him up 1437 or coddle him in any way when he cries. 1438 Hmm-mmm. Okay. 1439 He's learning to self-soothe, 1440 that means no television, no unapproved toys, 1441 and most of all, 1442 no monkey business of any kind. 1443 Is that clear? Mmm-hmm. 1444 No monkey business. Okay. 1445 Jack. 1446 Shall we get a move on, pal-o-mino? 1447 I'm ready. 1448 I love this, Roz. 1449 This is a great find. 1450 Oh, good, and it's loose, |