2351 I know. 2352 F- O-C-K-E-R. 2353 Hey, it's Jack. 2354 Hey, Jack. 2355 Wait! 2356 Jack! 2357 Jack. 2358 Halt. 2359 Jack. 2360 Jack. Jack. 2361 Weaver stance! 2362 Oh, my God. You shot my son. 2363 Halt. 2364 Your son has merely been stunned 2365 by a less than lethal weapon. 2366 Remain calm. 2367 50,000 volts of electricity are now passing 2368 into your skeletal muscle tissue. 2369 Your central nervous system has been incapacitated 2370 but you will regain motor functions momentarily. 2371 Officer, do you mind telling me 2372 why you're arresting these men? 2373 Oh, mercy, it just gets better and better. 2374 That is none of your business, looky-loo. 2375 Return to your camper. 2376 At ease, son. Put away the Taser. 2377 Jack Byrnes, CIA. 2378 C- I what? 2379 Says here you're retired. 2380 What'll you show me next, old-timer, your AARP card? 2381 Now, you listen to me, and you listen good. 2382 What's he doing? 2383 Don't worry, he'll get us out of this. 2384 You have no right to-- 2385 Stand down, sir. 2386 No, I will not stand down. You will stand down. 2387 I will not stand down. 2388 You will stand down 2389 or you will be working security 2390 in a retirement home in Point Beach. 2391 Remain calm. 2392 It's been almost an hour. 2393 You think they caught up with him? 2394 Hmm. Sure, sweetheart. 2395 If I know Bernie, 2396 they're probably sitting in a caf?in Little Havana 2397 eating chimichangas and working out their issues. 2398 Check it out. 2399 He's got a rubber booby. 2400 What's going on? |