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Because an Oompa-Loompa
tried some yesterday, and, well, he-- 52
How are you today? 53
You look great. 54
Watch this. 55
You mean that's it? 56
Do you even know what ''it'' is? 57
-lt's gum.
-Yeah. 58
lt's a stick of the most amazing
and sensational gum in the whole universe. 59
Know why? Know why? 60
Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself. 61
Why would anyone want that? 62
''lt will be the end of all kitchens
and all cooking. 63
Just a little strip of Wonka's magic
chewing gum and that is all you will... 64
...ever need at breakfast,
lunch and dinner. 65
This piece of gum happens to be
tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie.'' 66
lt sounds great. 67
-lt sounds weird.
-lt sounds like my kind of gum. 68
I'd rather you didn't.
There are still some things that are-- 69
I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum.
I'm not afraid of anything. 70
-How is it, honey?
-lt's amazing! 71
Tomato soup.
l can feel it running down my throat. 72
Yeah. Spit it out. 73
-Young lady, l think you'd better--
-lt's changing. 74
Roast beef, with baked potato. 75
Crispy skin and butter. 76
Keep chewing. My little girl's gonna be the
first person to have a chewing-gum meal. 77
Yeah. I'm just a little concerned
about the-- 78
Blueberry pie and ice cream! 79
-That part.
-What's happening to her nose? 80
lt's turning blue. 81
Your whole nose has gone purple. 82
What do you mean? 83
Violet, you're turning violet. 84
-What's happening?
-Well, l told you l hadn't quite got it right. 85
Because it goes a little funny
when it gets to the dessert. 86
lt's the blueberry pie that does it. 87
I'm terribly sorry. 88
Mother? What's happening to me? 89
She's swelling up. 90
Like a blueberry. 91
I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended up as a blueberry. 92
lt's just weird. 93
But l can't have a blueberry
as a daughter. 94
How is she supposed to compete? 95
You could put her in a county fair. 96
Yeah, yeah 97
Yeah 98
Listen close, and listen hard 99
To the tale of Violet Beauregarde 100
This gentle girl
She sees no wrong | 
