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301
Seriously, l cannot understand
a single word you're saying. 302
Okey-dokey. 303
l shall now send a bar of chocolate
from one end of the room... 304
...to the other by television. 305
Bring in the chocolate. 306
lt's gotta be real big
because you know how on TV... 307
...you can film a regular-size man,
and he comes out looking this tall? 308
Same basic principle. 309
lt's gone. 310
Told you. That bar of chocolate is now
rushing through the air above our heads... 311
...in a million tiny little pieces. 312
Come over here.
Come on. Come on. Come on! 313
Watch the screen. 314
Here it comes. 315
Oh, look. 316
-Take it.
-lt's just a picture on a screen. 317
Scaredy-cat. 318
You take it. 319
Go on. Just reach out and grab it. 320
Go on. 321
Holy buckets. 322
Eat it. Go on. 323
lt'll be delicious. lt's the same bar. 324
lt's just gotten a little smaller
on the journey, that's all. 325
lt's great. 326
lt's a miracle. 327
So imagine, you're sitting at home
watching television... 328
...and suddenly a commercial will flash
onto the screen, and a voice will say: 329
''Wonka's chocolates
are the best in the world. 330
lf you don't believe us,
try one for yourself.'' 331
And you simply reach out and take it. 332
How about that? 333
So can you send other things? 334
Say, like, breakfast cereal? 335
Do you have any idea
what breakfast cereal's made of? 336
lt's those little curly wooden shavings
you find in pencil sharpeners. 337
But could you send it by TV
if you wanted to? 338
-Of course l could.
-What about people? 339
Well, why would l wanna send a person?
They don't taste very good at all. 340
Don't you realize what you've invented?
lt's a teleporter. 341
lt's the most important invention
in the history of the world. 342
And all you think about is chocolate. 343
Calm down, Mike. 344
l think Mr. Wonka knows
what he's talking about. 345
No, he doesn't. He has no idea. 346
You think he's a genius,
but he's an idiot. 347
But I'm not. 348
Hey, little boy. 349
Don't push my button. 350
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