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501
Audrey ! Wait ! 502
Wait, Audrey. Ooh !
Hold on. Wait ! 503
Wait. l just had an insight
into myself. l'm crazy. 504
You call and say,
"Wait, l'll be right over," 505
and here's the crazy part--
l actually wait. 506
- l can explain this.
- l have missed a department meeting. 507
- Did you come in a cab ?
- Yes ! 508
Where's your car ? 509
Thank you ! l can't tell you
how much this means to me. 510
- l can. $1,654.11.
- How do you sleep at night ? 511
l'm taking this.
[ lnhales Loudly ] 512
[ Loud Crunch ] 513
[ Tires Squealing ] 514
You scratched my car ! 515
- Where ?
- Right there ! 516
Oh, there.
That was already there. 517
Why, you ! 518
You liar ! 519
-You know what l'm gonna do about this ?
-What ? 520
Nothing ! Because if l take
you to court, it'll drain
eight hours out of my life, 521
and you won't show up,
and if l got the judgement,
you'd just stiff me anyway ! 522
So l'm gonna piss and moan
like an impotent jerk... 523
and then bend over and
take it up the tailpipe ! 524
You been here before,
haven't ya ? 525
Well, l can't remember
when l've had more fun, 526
but if you'll excuse me,
l have a class. 527
Are you marrying this guy
because you're mad at me ? 528
No, l divorced you
because l was mad at you. 529
- Wait. l want to talk about this !
- What do you want to say ? 530
ls this guy right for you ?
He is so... not me ! 531
- That's one of his best qualities.
- But he's kind of a magoo. 532
- l'm sorry.
- You're wrong. Sometimes
maybe he is a little-- 533
- Magoo !
- Yes. But since we've been going out-- 534
- My God, l'm not having
this conversation with you.
- Audrey, you can't go. 535
- This is not fair.
- Fair ? 536
Okay, let's define fair. Last night
a five-year-old boy was crushed... 537
because his father lied to him
about coming to his birthday party. 538
- Fair ?
- Last night-- 539
- Was none of my business.
None of my business.
- Thank you. 540
Two years ago, it was my business.
But l don't have to care anymore. 541
That's the magic of divorce.
But it matters to Max ! 542
Everything you do matters,
and everything you don't do. 543
All right.
Now let me tell you something. 544
l'm a bad father ! 545
l mean-- 546
l'm a bad father. 547
You're not a bad father...
when you show up. 548
What if l come right after court
and play ball ? 549
Then you and l can talk before
you make any rash decisions ! 550
No, we are leaving tonight. | 
