601 [ Sighs ] Okay. 602 Okay. Do whatever you did last night, 603 only this time, make it an "unwish." 604 l did it. 605 Excellent ! 606 Now, l just need a little test. 607 -Did it work ? -Not like l'd hoped. Did you unwish it ? 608 - Only-- - What ? Only what ? 609 Yesterday, when l wished it, l really meant it. 610 This time when l unwished it, l only did it 'cause you told me to. 611 All right. Do it again. 612 And this time, mean it. 613 - But l can't ! - Why not ? 614 - 'Cause l don't want you to lie. - l explained this. 615 l have to lie. Everybody lies. 616 Mommy lies. Even the wonderful Jerry lies. 617 But you're the only one that makes me feel bad. 618 - [ Bell Ringing ] - [ Teacher ] Max, recess is over. 619 Come on in ! 620 Mom says we're moving to Boston. 621 That isn't for sure yet. 622 She promised we'd talk about it tonight. 623 l am coming ! 624 You believe me, don't you, Max ? 625 l'll see you later, buddy. 626 [ Squish ] 627 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 628 - Fletcher. How's it hanging ? - Short, shriveled and always to the left. 629 Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another A.T.M. 630 This time at knife-point. He needs your legal advice. 631 [ Shouting ] Stop breaking the law, asshole ! 632 Boss, are you all right ? 633 My son hates me. 634 Max loves you. l've seen you together. You're his hero. 635 Oh, yeah ? 636 Last night at his birthday party, he made a wish... 637 that l wouldn't be able to lie for one whole day. 638 - Kids. - lt came true. 639 - What ? - Max's wish ! 640 lt came true. 641 Boss, maybe you should just take a few days off. 642 Greta ! Didn't it seem weird to you that l kept telling the truth all morning ? 643 Well, yeah. But-- 644 What are you saying ? That you are incapable of lying ? 645 That's right ! l am incapable of lying ! 646 - [ Greta ] Just for today ? - Apparently. 'Til 8:15 tonight. 647 lt's one of those 24-hour curses. 648 [ Greta ] Those are going around. 649 - You don't believe me, do you ? - Of course not. 650 [ Chuckles ] How ironic !
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