251 Are you digging on me? 252 Yeah 253 I'm digging on you, now, baby 254 Yeah 255 Do you want a little bit of my love? 256 Yeah... 257 [Bridget] He really is very, very, very nice. 258 All the time I knew 259 That you loved me 260 And you promised me... 261 I miss you too. 262 That you would be my only man 263 Yeah 264 Are you digging on me? 265 [Bridget] I've never been happier in my entire life. 266 However, must not obsess or fantasise. 267 Bridget Darcy. 268 Mrs Darcy. 269 Mr and Mrs Darcy. 270 Lord and Lady Darcy. 271 Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. 272 To his children, I mean, not to me. 273 That would be a weird, Oedipus-like thought. 274 At last, life is on track. 275 Bridget Jones: fiancee, wife... 276 mother. 277 Bug]g]er. 278 [man] Ever fancied doing] it in the dark with a total strang]er? 279 All rig]ht, perhaps not a total strang]er. 280 Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you to a sexual harassment tribunal. 281 I'm a serious journalist. 282 Is that your most serious skirt, Jones? 283 Oh... 284 Do you like it? 285 I thoug]ht you hated television. 286 I hate watching] television. Being] on it is... Hello there. 287 ...entirely different. 288 Daniel, thoug]ht the Madrid piece was outstanding], really orig]inal. 289 Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that. We had to work really hard on that one. 290 Tosser. Talking] of which, how is Mark Darcy? 291 - You still...? - Yes, I am. 292 And I intend to be for a very long] time. 293 Good. You know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy. 294 - That's not funny. - Seriously, thoug]h, Jones, 295 speaking] purely unselfishly, I worry about you. 296 You do know that it's a fact that most lawyer's wives die of boredom? 297 And what about you? Still shag]g]ing] anything] that moves? 298 As a matter of fact, no. No shag]g]ing] whatsoever. 299 I'm in shag] therapy. 300 It turns out I have a problem. I g]o to meeting]s, talk about my feeling]s. |