301 Hug] people who smell. 302 - I don't believe you. - I'm trying]... 303 ...to be a better man, Bridg]e, 304 so that the next time a better woman comes along], 305 I won't make a pig]'s ear of it. 306 Daniel. Meeting]? 307 Yeah, yeah. Thanks. 308 Very g]ood hair, Jones. 309 By the way, um, you're not free for dinner tonig]ht, are you? 310 No, I'm not. I'm g]oing] to the Law Council Dinner. 311 It's a very important evening]. 312 [ Kylie Minog]ue: Can't Get You Out Of My Head] 313 I can't wear that. 314 Bridg]e, do you want to g]et married and have babies before you become barren? 315 Trust me... 316 [Bridget] Magda: my only grown-up friend. Married to Mark's partner. 317 She actually got engaged on the night of the Law Council Dinner. 318 Try it with the dress. 319 Oh, my God! 320 Remember, we are trying] to reduce your body size by 1 5 per cent. 321 You hold the front, I'll hold the back. One, two, three... 322 [Bridg]et whimpers] 323 - [Bridg]et shrieks] - What's g]oing] on in there? 324 Not too bad, actually. 325 Tra-la! 326 Fantastic. 327 Rig]ht, let us beg]in. 328 I am g]oing] to make you into a princess. 329 Goody. 330 [Bridget] Nothing like being in the hands of a total genius. 331 [whooshing]] 332 Wow. 333 - [Jude on phone] Whatever you do... - Bug]g]er it. 334 ...don't iron your hair. 335 [Jude] It's a lot worse than I thoug]ht. 336 We could flatten it with Brylcreem. 337 What about a wig]? Lawyers love wig]s. 338 - I preferred you in the g]old. - No, whatever you do, not the g]old. 339 Great. I'm late with mad hair and can barely breathe in scary knickers. 340 La la la La la la la la... 341 [Bridget] Oh, God. I'm very worried. 342 What if someone says "Bridget Jones, get out of here, you are ridiculous"? 343 Stop it. 344 The most important thing, of course, is to look absolutely wonderful 345 and make a magnificent entrance. 346 I just can't get you out of my head... 347 [chatter] 348 [violins] 349 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 350 - Hello. - I think you should g]o to the ladies. |