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451
I think I may have
made a mistake inviting] you 452
and your folding] underpants
into my life. 453
Good nig]ht. 454
If you had asked me tonig]ht, 455
I'd have said no, anyway. 456
Asked you what? 457
- Bridg]et?
- [sirens nearby] 458
Asked you what? 459
[Bridget] Oh, God, I've done it. 460
I've gone and done it. 461
One minute, you're closer to someone
than anyone in the whole world, 462
next minute,
you're never going to see them again. 463
[beeps] 464
[rings] 465
[Mark] If you have a message for
Mark Darcy, please speak after the tone. 466
[beep] 467
Hello, it's me.
I'm really, really sorry... 468
[buzzer] 469
Sorry, it's the door. 470
Don't g]o away, I have something]
really, really important to say. 471
[buzzer] 472
- Yes, who is it?
- [Mark] It's me. 473
- Mark.
- Oh, rig]ht. 474
Er, just a moment. 475
I'm on the phone. 476
[alarm] 477
[laug]hs] You're outside. 478
Look, er,... 479
I'll ring] you later. 480
Unless you've come to chuck me
once and for all. 481
In which case, 482
bye and thank you,
and... sorry. 483
[buzzer] 484
Oh, God, please don't chuck me. 485
If you have chucked me,
please chang]e your mind, 486
I'll behave much better in future. 487
- [buzzer]
- On the other hand, if you haven't, 488
please behave better
next time we g]o out. Stuck-up snob. 489
[beep] 490
What do you want? 491
I'd like to come up.
You are, after all, my g]irlfriend. 492
Even thoug]h I shouted at you
and called you an arrog]ant arse? 493
Unfortunately, yes.
You see, the problematic thing] is... 494
I love you. 495
W-what? 496
- I said I love you.
- I'm sorry, I missed that ag]ain. 497
I said I love you, for God's sake! 498
[all jeer] 499
All rig]ht, no need to shout. 500
I'll come down and let you in.
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