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701
Look, l... 702
You see, you can never
muster the streng]th... 703
to fig]ht for me. 704
[Bridget] I can't believe I did that. 705
What do I gotta do
to make you love me? 706
What do I gotta do to make you care? 707
[dog] barks] 708
What do I gotta do
when lightning strikes me 709
Hmm 710
And I wake to find
that you're not there? 711
What do I gotta do
to make you want me? 712
Hmm 713
What do I gotta do to be heard? 714
[siren] 715
And what do I say
when it's all over, babe? 716
Oooh-ooh 717
And sorry seems to be the hardest word 718
It's sad
So sad 719
Why can't we talk it over, babe? 720
Always seems to me 721
When sorry seems to be 722
The hardest word 723
[Bridget] Five weeks later. 724
Weight: 4, 000 pounds. 725
Am enjoying a relationship with two men
simultaneously. 726
The first is called Ben,
the other, Jerry. 727
Number of current boyfriends: zero. 728
Number of calls from ex-boyfriend: 729
[electronic voice]
You have absolutely no messages. 730
Not a single one.
Not even from your mother. 731
[telephone] 732
- Hello?
- Hello, darling]. 733
- You haven't forg]otten our lunch date?
- [Bridget] Of course I have. 734
- I'm suicidally depressed.
- Don't be silly, Bridg]et. 735
Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock. 736
Mum... I thoug]ht we were g]oing]
to have something] to eat. 737
[Mum] Patience, please. I've g]ot
a big] surprise for you, darling]. 738
- What?
- Don't say "what", say "pardon". 739
[shrill] Tra-la! 740
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. 741
Daddy and I are g]etting] married. 742
- You're already married.
- We're doing] it ag]ain. 743
Reaffirming] our vows.
You are g]oing] to be a bridesmaid, 744
and absolutely everything]
is g]oing] to be lavender. 745
And when I say everything], I mean... 746
...everything]. 747
[laug]hs] 748
Oh, God, I'm never going to get married 749
and my sodding mum and dad
are doing it twice. 750
No more candlelight
No more romance | 
