801 I'm eschewing] all men. 802 And cig]arettes. And carbohydrates. 803 - We can't possibly let you g]o. - On your own. 804 Oh, stop it, all of you. 805 I am a mature, sophisticated, professional woman 806 and I'm g]oing] to Thailand entirely on my own, thank you very much. 807 - [Shazzer] Fuck! - Sorry. 808 - Fuckity fuck. - Sorry. 809 [pilot] And now our final passengers have joined us, we can get underway. 810 Someone's g]otta be last. 811 - [crunching]] - [Bridg]et] Are we not sitting] tog]ether? 812 Oh, fuck. 813 I don't think we're really in a position to, um,... 814 ...make a fuss. Sorry. Hi. 815 - Sorry. - [man chuckles] 816 [woman] What's our film? 817 What's your name? Mine's Clive. 818 - Er, Bridg]et. - [Clive chuckles] 819 [pilot] Good afternoon again, ladies and gentlemen. 820 We're about to offer a wide range of duty-free items. 821 Details can be found in your in-flight magazine. 822 [baby cries] 823 Wonderful people, the Thais. Particularly the young] ladies. 824 If you know what I mean, eh? 825 - Oh, for heaven's sake. - Come with me. 826 Come with me now. 827 - Where are we g]oing]? - Just throug]h here. 828 Thank you. This is worse than school. 829 It really wasn't my fault. 830 It's a fizzy drink, you know, it just... 831 It just sort of fizzied over. 832 Couldn't bear to think of you back there in slum class, Jones. 833 Graham, thank you. You are the best air steward I've ever come across. 834 And if I may say so, the smartest. 835 Thank you, sir. 836 I thoug]ht you were there already, doing] research. 837 Fuck, no. I make it up as I g]o along]. 838 It's 1 3 hours for this trip. I need some in-flig]ht entertainment. 839 Why don't you tell me, in detail, about your school netball tour, 840 particularly the unsavoury incident in the communal showers. 841 I didn't play netball. Or g]o to a g]irls' school. 842 - Or have showers. - Now that's just not true, is it? 843 - Let me start you off. - No. 844 If you're g]onna be dull, I'm g]oing] to plung]e back into Mrs Dalloway, 845 and you know how she loves that. Dirty, dirty bitch. 846 - [elephant trumpets] - Here's a new thing 847 That's gonna please ya 848 Just a little town down in Indonesia 849 Bangkok... 850 [Bridget] Arrived Bangkok. Very hot. |