551 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 552 - Ma, you okay? - You see what you did? 553 - What did l do? - Now, if she wanted to prove it, she'd prove it. 554 Peter has one testicle. 555 - No way. - Way. 556 About a month ago there was an accident... 557 and he was playing basketball and his friend had a pencil in his back pocket. 558 Eww! 559 Maybe, um-- 560 No. 561 - Oh, no! - Well, somebody's gotta look. 562 Don't look at me. 563 - No. - Yeah, maybe, uh-- 564 lt's not-- lt's not my, uh, uh-- 565 Okay, l'm his mother. 566 Oh, Mom! Eww! 567 Well, look at the bright side. 568 He's got more room in his Jockey shorts. 569 Ma! 570 - Who is it? - What gives? 571 - You stood me up. - For what? 572 - Our date. - What date? 573 To the lce Capades. l had to eat your ticket. 574 l never said l would go on a date with you. 575 - Yes you did. Yes you did! - No, l didn't. No, l didn't! 576 - Did too! Did! Did! - Didn't! Didn't! Didn't! 577 - Who is it? - Lucy, it's Saul. 578 - Oh, my god. - What, are ya two-timing Joe, Jr.? 579 l'm not two-timing. l never one-timed. 580 - Hey, l'll fight the guy. - Hey, get in the closet. 581 - Not a word. - Nice panties. 582 Hey. 583 l like boxer shorts, but, uh, l'll try these, eh-- 584 - Sorry. - Have you got company? 585 - No. TV. lt's on... next door. - Oh. 586 Um... you, uh, want some coffee or tea or something? 587 No, no. Not a-- Not a thing. 588 - Lucy, there's something you should know. - What? 589 Well, the night you visited Peter, l was outside the door. 590 l know the truth. 591 Sorry, Saul. You now, you do-- You don't have to worry, 'cause l'm gonna tell them everything. 592 Don't tell them a thing. 593 Remember the day you said you'd-- you'd never do anything to hurt the family? 594 - Yeah? - Well, since they met you, they figure they have Peter back. 595 Now, if you tell them the truth, eh, it'll take him away again. 596 They need you, Lucy. Just like you need them. 597 Now, look, l know you're a good girl. 598 And l know you'll do the right thing. 599 - Thank you. - Yeah. Yes, you will. 600 Oh-Oh, oh, by the way, how did you know about the-- |