501 - I just asked, that's all. - Well, ask right. You ain't talking to bums. 502 All in the worid I done was ask. 503 - What kind of pie you got? - Banana, pineapple, chocolate and apple. 504 Cut me a hunk of that banana cream and a cup ofjava. 505 - Make it two. - Two it is. 506 Seen any good etchings lately, Bill? 507 Well, this one ain't bad. A little kid comes late for school and the teacher says... 508 Cheese it. 509 Could you see your way clear to sell us a loaf of bread, ma'am? 510 This ain't a grocery store. We got bread to make sandwiches. 511 I know, ma'am. Only, it's for an old lady. 512 No teeth. Got to soften it with water so she can chew it, and she's hungry. 513 Why don't you buy a sandwich? We got nice ones. 514 Well, I sure would like to do that, ma'am. But the fact is, we ain't got but a dime for it. 515 It's all figured out - I mean for the trip. 516 You can't buy no loaf of bread for a dime. We only got 15-cent loaves. 517 - Give him the bread. - We'll run out before the bread truck comes! 518 All right, then we run out! 519 This here's a 15-cent loaf. 520 Well, would you... could you see your way to cutting off ten cents worth? 521 - Give him the loaf. - No, sir. We wanna buy ten cents worth. 522 Go on, it's yesterday's bread. 523 Go ahead. Bert says to take it. 524 Well, it may sound funny, being so tight, but we got 1,000 miles to go 525 and we don't know if we'll make it. 526 Is them penny candies, ma'am? 527 - Which ones? - There, them stripy ones. 528 Oh, them. 529 Well... no. 530 - Them's two for a penny. - Give us two then, ma'am. 531 Go on, take 'em, take 'em. 532 Thank you, ma'am. 533 - Them ain't two-for-a-cent candy. - What's it to you? 534 - Them's a-nickel-apiece candy. - We better get going. We're dropping time. 535 - So long. - Wait a minute, you got change coming. 536 What's it to you? 537 Bert. 538 Look. 539 Truck drivers. 540 - Where you going? - California. 541 - How long you plan to be in Arizona? - No longer than to get across. 542 - Got any plants? - No, no plants. 543 - OK, go ahead, but keep moving. - We aim to. 544 Well, there she is, folks. The land of milk and honey. 545 California. 546 Well, if that's what we came out here for... 547 Connie, maybe it's nice on the other side. Them picture postcards, they was real pretty. 548 There, Grandma. There's California. 549 Let's get going. She don't look so tough to me, eh, John? 550 Well, I don't know. |