451 I know who you are, 452 your cruelty reveals everything. 453 You're the dread pirate Roberts. Admit it! 454 With pride. What can I do for you? 455 You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces. 456 Hardly complimentary, your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? 457 You killed my love. 458 It's possible. I kill a lot of people. 459 Who was this love of yours? 460 Another prince, like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby? 461 No. A farm boy. Poor. Poor and perfect. 462 With eyes like the sea after a storm. 463 On the high seas, your ship attacked, 464 and the dread pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 465 I can't afford to make exceptions. 466 I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, 467 people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time. 468 You mock my pain! 469 Life is pain, Highness. 470 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 471 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 472 This would be, what, five years ago? 473 Does it bother you to hear? 474 Nothing you can say will upset me. 475 He died well, that should please you. 476 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 477 He simply said: "Please." 478 "Please, I need to live." 479 It was the "please" that caught my memory. 480 I asked him what was so important for him. 481 True love, he replied. 482 And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. 483 I can only assume he meant you. 484 You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. 485 And what am I? 486 Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. 487 Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, 488 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 489 You mocked me once, never do it again! 490 I died that day! 491 You can die too, for all I care! 492 As... you... wish... 493 Oh, my sweet Westley! 494 What have I done? 495 He disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, 496 which might account for his panicking in the error. 497 Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong, 498 they are headed dead into the fire swamp. 499 Can you move at all? 500 Move?! You're alive. |