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501
If you want, I can fly. 502
I told you,
I would always come for you. 503
Why didn't you wait for me? 504
Well, you were dead. 505
Death cannot stop true love. 506
All it can do is delay it for a while. 507
I will never doubt again. 508
There will never be a need. 509
Oh no.
No, please. 510
What is it?
What's the matter? 511
They're kissing again.
Do we have to hear the kissing part? 512
Someday, you may not mind so much... 513
Skip on to the fire swamp,
that sounded good. 514
Oh. You're sick - I'll humor you. 515
So now, where were we here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 516
Westley and Buttercup
raced along the ravine floor. 517
Ha! Your pig fiance is too late. 518
A few more steps
and we'll be safe in the fire swamp. 519
We'll never survive. 520
Nonsense. You're only saying that
because no one ever has. 521
It's not that bad. 522
Well, I'm not saying I'd like
to build a summer home here, 523
but the trees are actually quite lovely. 524
Well now, that was an adventure.
Singed a bit, were you? 525
You? 526
Well, one thing I will say.
The fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes. 527
This will all soon be
but a happy memory, 528
because Roberts' ship "Revenge"
is anchored at the far end 529
- and I, as you know, am Roberts.
- But how is that possible? 530
Since he's been marauding twenty years
and you only left me five years ago? 531
I myself am often surprised
at life's little quirks. 532
You see, what I told you before
about saying "please" was true. 533
It intrigued Roberts,
as did my descriptions of your beauty. 534
Finally, Roberts decided something.
He said: 535
"All right, Westley, I've never had a valet.
You can try it for tonight." 536
"I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 537
Three years he said that: 538
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well.
I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 539
It was a fine time for me. I was learning
to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. 540
And Roberts and I eventually became friends.
And then it happened. 541
What? Go on. 542
Roberts had grown so rich,
he wanted to retire. 543
So he took me to his cabin
and told me his secret. 544
"I am not the dread pirate Roberts", he said,
"My name is Ryan." 545
"I inherited this ship from
the previous dread pirate Roberts", 546
"just as you will inherit it from me." 547
"The man I inherited it from was not
the real dread pirate Roberts, either." 548
"His name was Cummerbund.
The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years" 549
"and living like a king in Patagonia." 550
Then he explained the name was the important
thing for inspiring the necessary fear. | 
