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51
What if it had been something else ?
Like your paycheck ? 52
- Or fresh boysenberries ?
Or ad option papers ? 53
Eighty-seven hours
is an eternity. 54
The cosmos was created
in less time ! 55
Wars have been fought and
nations toppled in 87 hours ! 56
Fortunes made and squandered. 57
What ? 58
What are you saying
about me ? 59
I tell them,
what do they expect ? 60
This man, when his truck broke down,
he stole a boy's bicycle
to do his delivery. 61
I borrowed it !
I borrowed a kid's bike. 62
And I got my packages delivered,
and that is what you people
are gonna have to start doing. 63
You have to start doing
whatever it takes, because
in three hours and two minutes... 64
every one of these packages
has to be on the big truck... 65
and on its way
to the airport. 66
- Fifteen minutes ! 67
- Crunch time ! Crunch time !
- Crunch time ! 68
Let's go ! Every package
on the airport truck. 69
Go !
Crunch, crunch, crunch ! 70
- We have a big problem.
- What ? 71
- The truck in Red Square is stuck.
- What do you mean ? 72
- It's stuck.
- Stuck how ? In snow ? In ice ? 73
It's stuck ! The most important truck--
the Kremlin truck ! Many packages. 74
All right, all right, all right.
Let's put the table right here. 75
We'll just do the sort. 76
Ah, yeah, a clamp.
That would make us stuck. 77
Let's go. Unload--
Get him out of there. 78
Right here.
Two lines, two lines. 79
One to the airport truck,
one to the Moscow truck. 80
Got it ? 81
C.D.G., F.E., M.E,
Memphis on the airport truck.
Everything else right there. 82
Nicolai ! Tick-tock, tick-tock.
Four minutes. 83
Hi, this is Kelly.
If you're calling for Chuck, press one. 84
Otherwise leave a message
after the tone. Thanks. 85
- Hello, Kelly. Are you there ? 86
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
pick up. You're not there. 87
You're not gonna believe this. I'm doin'
the sorts in the middle of Red Square... 88
in the shadow
of Lenin's tomb. 89
I'm outta here in two minutes and
I'm pickin' up the sweep through Paris, 90
so I should be back in Memphis
about 18 hours or so. 91
That's the good news.
The bad news is... 92
I gotta go to
the dentist this week. 93
I got something in there
that's hurtin'. 94
I love you and I'm gonna see you soon,
and you know what that means. 95
Bye-bye. Nicolai ! Tick-tock,
tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock ! 96
- I absolutely, positively
have to get to Memphis tonight. 97
Can't help you.
Try U.P.S. 98
With this extra head wind, are we gonna
be able to push it and make the sort ? 99
- We'll do our best.
- "Our best", huh ? 100
Gwen, is there something wrong
with our doctors that Jack
keeps getting certified to fly ? | 
