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but sadly for Bree, 452
admitting defeat was not an option. 453
Great. Everything is just great. 454
Okay, well, I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch looked just a little bit suspect. 455
Are we going to talk about what I said? 456
If you think I'm going to discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place 457
where the restrooms are labeled "chicks" and "dudes," 458
you're out of your mind. 459
What's in this? 460
What do you mean, what's in this? It's salad. 461
- With -- with onions?
- What? 462
You put onions in my salad. 463
No, I didn't. 464
Oh, wait. 465
The sound that awakened my son 466
was something he'd heard only once before, 467
many years ago when he was quite young, 468
but he recognized it instantly. 469
It was the sound of a family secret. 470
Seven days after my funeral, 471
life on Wisteria lane finally returned to normal, 472
which, for some of my friends... 473
was unfortunate. 474
Now what? 475
Daddy's home! 476
Hey, is anybody home? 477
I wasn't expecting you for a week. 478
I have to go back to frisco in the morning, 479
but I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled. 480
Yeah. It's been a little rough. 481
Daddy, did you bring us any presents? 482
Oh, god, presents. Wait a minute let me see. 483
But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now 484
and practice throwing it for 20 minutes, okay? You promise? 485
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get out of here. Go. 486
Who's open? Go out! 487
Deeper! Deeper! 488
Touchdown! 489
Oh, my god. Oh. 490
Oh, you got to be kidding. I'm exhausted. 491
I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches. 492
That's all right, baby. I got to have you. 493
Well, is it okay if I just lie here? 494
Absolutely. 495
I love you. 496
And I love you more. 497
Oh, wait, I got to tell you, I was having trouble with swelling, 498
so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have to put on a condom. 499
Condom? What's the big deal? Let's risk it. 500
- Let's risk it?
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