201 Now, would you put that down and start looking for jewelry? 202 Dr. Albert Goldfein was the most accomplished marriage counselor in the city. 203 He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse 204 to infidelity 205 to domestic violence. 206 Yes, dr. Goldfine thought he had seen it all, 207 and then he met the Van de Kamps. 208 Hi. I'm Bree, and this is my husband Rex... 209 and I brought you some homemade potpourri. 210 The answer is yes. 211 You're about to make a fortune off of us. 212 Guys, I'm very -- 213 Sit in your seats. 214 I am not going to tell you again! 215 Buckle up! 216 I mean it, so help me, I will -- 217 Crap! 218 Licenses, registration, ma'am. 219 Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over? 220 I have a theory. 221 The kids are jumping up and down. They should be sitting, wearing their seat belts. 222 I don't let them -- they don't even listen to me. It's very frustrating. 223 Well, you have to find a way to control them. After all, that's your job. 224 Though he'd been a policeman for six years, 225 officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation. 226 Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children. 227 Are you saying I'm a bad mother? 228 Ma'am, you need to get back in your car, please. 229 I have no help. My husband's always away on business. 230 I'm going to have to ask you to step back now. 231 My babysitter joined the witness relocation program. 232 I haven't slept through the night in six years, 233 and for you to stand there and judge me... 234 I'm not going to give you a ticket. 235 I'm just going to let you off with a warning. 236 I accept your apology. 237 Buckle up. 238 Mrs. Solis. 239 Hello, Jonathan. 240 Well, this is my room. 241 Sorry about the mess. 242 Ah, don't worry about it. 243 You just missed my mom. Friday she coaches my little sister's soccer team. 244 Oh, yes. I heard that. 245 Um, John, we need to talk about what happened the other day. 246 Mr. Solis isn't starting to catch on, is he? 247 No, no, he doesn't have a clue, god love him. 248 It's just that when you come over to garden, you might actually have to garden. 249 Great. You're breaking up with me 250 in my own bedroom. |