501 You get back here! 502 Boys, you're going to need to put on your -- 503 You come back here right now! Get back or I'm going to call social services! 504 Oh, my god. 505 Carlos, what have you done? 506 I saw it when I drove by the dealership. 507 I thought, "Gabrielle would look so beautiful in this." 508 Cost me an arm and a leg. 509 It's got GPS navigation, 200-watt stereo system, rear parking -- 510 Oh, my god, it's beautiful. 511 So... did I take your breath away? 512 Absolutely. 513 Is it the best gift you've ever gotten? 514 Gabrielle could see what this gesture had cost Carlos, 515 so she responded the only way she knew how. 516 She had a feeling the truth would have been lost on her husband anyway. 517 After all, 518 it's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose. 519 Oh, I hope you don't mind. I thought I'd come by early and help you set up. 520 Hey, Susan. 521 Don't worry. Mike and I have got everything under control. 522 Bongo. 523 I don't know why he barks at you. 524 Well, I wouldn't take it personally. Dogs are very sensitive. 525 What's up, Bongo, huh? 526 You never know what freaks them out, huh? 527 In the distance, susan thought she heard a bell ring. 528 Ooh, is it a strange noise, huh? What is it? A weird smell? 529 Round one had started. 530 Look, all I'm saying is that this whole 531 "it takes two to mess up a marriage" theory is bull. 532 The problems that weave are because of her. 533 That is not true, Rex. 534 All right, fine. What have I been doing for the past 20 years that's been so awful? 535 You're not saying anything because I've been a great husband, 536 and it kills you to admit that. 537 Rex, I'm curious -- 538 do you ever acknowledge the benefits of living with Bree? 539 Huh? 540 By your own admission, your home is always clean, 541 your clothes are always freshly pressed. Sounds like a wonderful cook. 542 Despite her flaws, do you ever remember to say "thank you"? 543 "Thank you"? 544 Yes. 545 Bongo! Bongo.Get down. Down. 546 Go on. Unh-unh. Down. 547 I'm sorry. 548 So, um, who's the guy that lives across from mrs. Huber again? 549 Mm. That's mr. Mullen, 550 and just so you know, if he invites you in, you have to meet all of his pets. |