1 Previously on "Desperate Housewives" 2 Susan took dating tips from her 12-year-old daughter. 3 If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out. 4 I keep hoping he'll ask me out. 5 How's that going? 6 Bree accidentally poisoned her husband. 7 I can't believe you tried to kill me. 8 Yes, well, I feel badly about that. 9 Lynette indulged in creative parenting. 10 Any of you acts up, I will call Santa, and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. 11 I really hate the way you talk to me. 12 I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace. 13 While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener. 14 Hi, honey. You're home early. 15 And everybody is wondering... 16 Mary Alice, what did you do? 17 Why their best friend just killed herself. 18 How much do we really want to know about our neighbors? 19 Everyone has a little dirty laundry. 20 After I died, 21 I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. 22 My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts -- 23 every trace of my humanity was discarded. 24 I discovered when moving through eternity, 25 it helps to travel lightly. 26 In fact, I held on to only one thing 27 my memory. 28 It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind 29 I remember it all -- 30 every single detail. 31 Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp. 32 I remember the easy confidence of her smile, 33 the gentle elegance of her hands, 34 the refined warmth of her voice. 35 But what I remember most about Bree... 36 Rex, wasn't that lovely -- 37 was the look of fear in her eyes. 38 Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling, 39 and for a woman who despised loose ends, 40 that was unacceptable. 41 Rex. Rex. You need to get up. 42 It's not even light out. 43 Please hurry. 44 If the kids see you sleeping down here, they're going to start asking questions. 45 Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore. 46 Well, I care. 47 They don't need to be burden with our marital problems 48 while we're working things out, the least we can do is try to keep up appearances. 49 Oh, yeah. Appearances. 50 I keep forgetting about appearances. |