201 Can I borrow it tomorrow? 202 You want to borrow my car? 203 Just for a couple of hours. 204 Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick? 205 Yes, I think so. I learned in college. 206 It's like riding a bike, right? 207 I'm not sure, dear. 208 It's no big deal. 209 It's just for a couple of hours. 210 I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year. 211 First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. 212 We're making excellent progress. 213 Thank you. I feel really good about it. 214 But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet. 215 Oh, really? Like what? 216 Um... 217 I've told Dr. Goldfine our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life. 218 And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, 219 you're not as connected as you could be. 220 Connected? 221 Well, yeah. 222 It's like you're thinking about other things. 223 Is your hair getting messed up, did you remember to buy the tooth paste? 224 You're just not there. 225 This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem. 226 So we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up. 227 This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple 228 on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. 229 I have an excellent referral. 230 Hmm. And what would this sexual surrogate person do? 231 Well, she would coach us. 232 She. 233 She's very discreet. You'll hardly notice she's there. 234 Oh. 235 So she would be in the room with us while we make love? 236 Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential. 237 Hmm. 238 Do you have any questions? 239 Just one. 240 How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last? 241 Because it is really starting to tick me off. 242 All right, everyone's down for a nap. 243 We've got no more than an hour. 244 Let's get cracking. 245 5-card draw, nothing wild. 246 So how is it going with Mike, Susan? 247 It's going, finally. 248 We have our first official date next week. 249 I think he's taking me to see a play or something. 250 Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of "Little Red Riding Hood"? |