151 Hello? 152 Mr. and Mrs. Van De Kamp. 153 So your son decided to entertain some of his friends yesterday 154 by shoving a freshman's head into a locker. 155 This was the Johnson boy? 156 Yes. He broke the boy's nose. 157 Because of our no-tolerance policy, your son may face expulsion. 158 You're going to ruin his whole future over a little rough housing? 159 Rex, this was practially assault. 160 Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, 161 but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems. 162 How is that relevant? 163 Our marriage is disintegrating. 164 Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry. 165 If Andrew's angry about you moving out of the house, 166 then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker. 167 All I'm saying is that we need to take some of the responsibility here. 168 So does Andrew. 169 Blaming his actions on our problems -- 170 which are not so serious -- 171 does not help him. 172 Our problems are serious. 173 Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit. 174 Bree, I've gone to an attorney. 175 You're going to be served with divorce papers later today. 176 You went to an attorney? 177 Yeah. 178 And a good one, too. 179 Well, he better be good, 180 because when I'm finished with you, 181 you won't have a cent to your name. 182 Bring it on. 183 Perhaps detention is the way to go. 184 Mom, you're getting too dressed up. 185 I know, but I want to look really sexy. 186 I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11:00. 187 Hmm. How about midnight? 188 All right, but no later. You know how I worry. 189 So, you, uh, got protection? 190 Oh, my god. 191 We are so not having this conversation. 192 We are, because I enjoy being an only child. 193 Are you finished? 194 Almost. 195 You know, I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again. 196 Okay, you can leave now, mm-hmm. 197 Y eah. 198 What do you think? Trying too hard? 199 Yeah, well, what do you know? 200 It's 80 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur. |